One of the most succulent, sweet lovely fruits that exists is the mango. Except when you are eating it with your 6 year old.
Girl: Do I like mango? Have I tried it before?
Mom: Yes, you like mango. I think you have tried it before. You have had mango sorbet and mango juice and mango lassis at the very least.
She tries it.
Girl: Oh, you know, this feels like, like Jackie's tongue.
Mom: Hmm. It feels like our cat's tongue. Yes, I guess it does.
Girl: Yeah, it's just like we are eating Jackie's tongue, Mom.
How to turn eating a mango into a disgusting experience. Check.